Myrrdinn, level 80 feral druid with split personality issue

'm a bear, NO.. cat!.. uhuh.. Bear!.. CAT!!!! Ok.. timeout here..
comon, we have to get ourselves together to make this understandable
right? Right.. I'm gonna chill on my yellow man eating sofa, take my
red pil and try to relax some, while cuddling up with my fuxia bunny.
Now where is my blue cucumber..? Guess my cute bunny ate it.. Ah! that
would explain why i'm so grumpy.. i'm hungry.. damn Bunny

Mkay.. pill kicked in.. there i go:

My name is Myrrdinn, and ofcourse i am level 80. Being a druid and all, implicates that i'm a cow.. sorry.. i mean Tauren.
The one pushing my buttons, is not level 80.. yet, but ( dont tell arround ) is halfway there being 39 human years!
At
the moment i feel pretty catty, allthough one of your members forced me
to go bear! So.. blame him, when my armory is showing the wrong spec Quréx made me do it!

You can check my lovely body right here

Since
i'm dutch and all, i love flowers and when i kill animals, i clean up
neatly behind me while gently removing their skin trying to make TONS
of gold I'm such a slacker that i just drop all the flowers of at my wife, "misses cow" ( ow dear god.. let her not read this ) who can do lovely things with it

Mostly i spend like 3 hours a day in this lovely world (if my ISP doesnt do weird things like digging up my 50mbit cable )
allthough sometimes my dogs would like to "do" their thing.. which
means... i have to outdoors.. the scary big outdoors! Luckely my huge
and dangerous dog will protect me he's like 30 cm high and all teeth! She even scares me sometimes.. Jack Russels are dangerous!

I
love to /purr at all kind of encounters every day of the week from
20.00 till 0.00 (then i have to leave, or i turn into a very scary
creature!)
The fact that i turn into that creature, believe it or not, has to do with my obduction. Some weird
from Jupiter took me away, i can tell you there is live on Mars, but
well.. those are all obducted wrestlers, and they are so dangerous, the
Jupitians left them there. I'm sure i saw the real Hulk Hogan there,
who still had a piece of alien in his hand .

I
have been killing all kinds of things in that chilly place in the guild
i left (10/12 on 25). I left them because i really dont want to have
more personality issues, and want to stick with my cute druid instead
of that mean warrior. They (Nine Lives, still got my warrior there,
which i probably will remove after the save on icc25 runs out in case
they need me.)dont have a place for a nice kitty, so i left. I have
been in 1 other guild, Logical Cube, which no longer exists.


Eggman.. hmm rings a bell, is it your GM?.. It might be the president of Eggristan too, but im not sure
Someone in your guild wants me to believe its some sonic thing, but he probably just wanted to set me on the wrong foot there!

Well.. I might be online.. here.. or there.. so go on and ask me stuff.

Its a trick! I cant link it! I am dooomed!

Code:

http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Draenor&cn=Myrrdinn

ha and i was reading myrddin (merlin) was a prophet and a madman.. clearly :p

i vote on this one :p

Im not a madman! yes i am.. NO ! yes.. AAH.. > Red pill

I dont have any issues of any kind of madness

Nice app m8, I think you'll fit right in
Plus, I've played with you on some pug and you did ok.

Whisper me or some other officer for an inv,
Welcome aboard.

Sil.

i'm gonna poke till my nails brake off

Now that's certainly an unusual application format but it did make me chuckle. One question I did have, however, was that I'd like to ask you where you purchased whatever it was you were drinking whilst you wrote it.

^^

i'm dutch and all, i love flowers

must be it :p

but.. but... i only eat grass, im a cow after all And.. i didnt thouch any catnip... yet.
must have been a sideaffect of the red pill

Myrrdinn wrote:
Eggman.. hmm rings a bell, is it your GM?.. It might be the president of Eggristan too, but im not sure
Someone in your guild wants me to believe its some sonic thing, but he probably just wanted to set me on the wrong foot there!

BURN ! it WAS from sonic , totally reversed psychologied yous !

<3 , mass

Cheers for the best app in a freakin long while

Your very welcome.. now give me freakin rights to spam your forums!

Dont make me a bad kitty , i need to know where you guys are hiding the guilds catnip before i go ferocious on random people